1 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,071 Hi, honey. 2 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,239 Hi. 3 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,448 What are you doing? 4 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,200 Darning your socks. 5 00:00:33,325 --> 00:00:34,409 Well, good for you. 6 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,620 I didn't know you knew how to darn. 7 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,080 Oh, sure, there's nothing to it, 8 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,831 especially if you have a darning egg. 9 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:42,042 Boy, you should have seen the hole in this one. 10 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:43,918 It's taken me half an hour to sew it up. 11 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:44,920 Hmm. 12 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:45,087 There. 13 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,630 There. 14 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,097 Darn it, I sewed up the top. 15 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,141 Oh, Lucy, you're amazing. 16 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,310 Oh, well, I'll just have to rip it out. 17 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,687 - No, no, don't do that. - Why? 18 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,855 I can use it as a blackjack. 19 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:04,982 Oh, give me that. 20 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,275 No, I've got to fix it. 21 00:01:07,441 --> 00:01:08,485 Oh, dear. 22 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,237 Honey, where are you going? 23 00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:11,613 I'm going to rehearsal, honey. 24 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,865 Again? You've been to rehearsal every day for a week. 25 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,158 I know, but I can't help it. 26 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,536 Wouldn't it be easier to get good musicians? 27 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:20,789 Please, no disparaging remarks. 28 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,875 I'll get it, I'll get it. 29 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,459 Hello. 30 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,129 Oh, hello, Jerry. 31 00:01:28,462 --> 00:01:30,382 Well, my goodness, Jerry, 32 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,676 there must be millions of girls 33 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,011 who want to take this job. 34 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,637 Oh, look, Jerry, don't I have enough trouble 35 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,889 putting the whole television show together 36 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,933 without having to look for a girl 37 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,393 to do the commercial? 38 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:45,313 Uh... uh... 39 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,982 Cuantas veces ha dicho 40 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,734 que no me llame a la casa? 41 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,360 Never mind, never mind. 42 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,487 I know what you're talking about. 43 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,489 What about a television show, Ricky? 44 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,616 Wait a minute. 45 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:56,825 All right, Jerry. 46 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,994 I'll get the girl to do the commercial. 47 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,078 Good-bye. 48 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,288 Well? 49 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,790 Well, I'm going to do a television show. 50 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,083 That's all. 51 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,752 And you cannot be on it. 52 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:07,919 Oh, Ricky, please? 53 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,546 Just let me do the commercial. 54 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:10,547 Nothing doing. 55 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,673 Why not? 56 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,758 Look, honey, this is too big a chance for me. 57 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:15,719 I need someone with a lot of 'sperience. 58 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:18,472 Well, I've had "'sperience." 59 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,351 You never even been on a television show. 60 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,145 Well, maybe not, but I've watched them a lot. 61 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:26,772 There's a slight difference. 62 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:27,939 Oh, now, Ricky... 63 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,691 I'm sorry, honey-- I got to go now. 64 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:30,692 I'll see you later. 65 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,487 - Oh! - Oh! 66 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,492 Hi, Lucy. 67 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:39,951 Hi. 68 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,328 Need any work done up here? 69 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,580 Ethel's gone to see her mother for a couple of days 70 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:44,706 and I got a lot of time. 71 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,334 Ethel's gone and you want to work? 72 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,002 Yeah, it seems loafing isn't any fun 73 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,963 unless she's nagging at me to get some work done. 74 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,300 Well, there's nothing to do up here 75 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,011 unless you want a job knocking some sense into Ricky's head. 76 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,346 What's the matter? 77 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,014 Well, he's going to emcee a big television show 78 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,308 and they need a girl to do the commercial. 79 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,685 Now you know how good I am at that. 80 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,436 Oh, sure, I've seen you do 81 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:08,689 a hundred television commercials. 82 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:09,731 Well, I would be good 83 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,525 if somebody would ever give me a chance. 84 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:12,776 Now, why don't you just relax 85 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,486 and forget the whole thing? 86 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:15,862 Gee, if there was only some way 87 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,322 Ricky could see me on television. 88 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:21,159 Well, now, maybe you'd qualify as a lady wrestler. 89 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,578 Wait a minute, wait a minute! I got it! 90 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,330 - I know what I'm going to do. - What? 91 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,082 Well, listen, when Ricky comes home tonight, 92 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,959 I'm not going to be here, but you are. 93 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,669 Oh, I am, huh? 94 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,963 Yeah, and you're going to turn on that television set, 95 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,173 and you know who's going to be on it? 96 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,592 Well, I can only hope it's Faye Emerson. 97 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,094 No, no, it's going to be me. 98 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,221 Well, how are you going to work that out? 99 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,515 Never mind, you just turn on that set 100 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,517 and leave the rest to me, okay, buster? 101 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,651 Oh, hello, Fred. 102 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:55,986 Oh, hi, Rick. 103 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,863 - Where's Lucy? - I don't know. 104 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,364 I came up to watch your television. 105 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,699 - Ours is on the blink. - Oh? 106 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,285 And there's a wonderful show coming on just about now. 107 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,078 At 23 minutes after 4:00? 108 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,288 Yeah. Now, sit down there. 109 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,706 I want you to watch it. 110 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:08,832 You'll enjoy it. 111 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:17,339 Call... for... Philip Morris! 112 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,053 Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay. 113 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,890 Look, look, Rick, that's Lucy. 114 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,224 She's on television. 115 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,726 Yeah, how about that? 116 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:28,894 I can't get over 117 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,729 how clear the picture is. 118 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:31,730 Yeah. 119 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,440 ♪ Da-da ta-da-da-da! ♪ 120 00:04:41,113 --> 00:04:42,449 Well, what do you know? 121 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:44,326 Third-dimensional television. 122 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,410 Yeah. 123 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:46,661 Shh. 124 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,330 ♪ Da-da ta-da-da-da! ♪ 125 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:51,333 Philip Morris, America's most enjoyable cigarette, 126 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,377 presents the Lucy Ricardo Show. 127 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,755 ♪ Da-da ta-da-da-da! ♪ 128 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,548 I don't think this is such a hot show, Fred. 129 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:00,675 I think I'll get another station. 130 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,594 As our first offering this evening, we... 131 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,805 Stop that now! Go back and sit down! 132 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,226 That's very funny. 133 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,726 Now, come on out of there. 134 00:05:10,851 --> 00:05:12,813 As our first offering this evening, we present... 135 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,397 Lucy, I said come on out of there. 136 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,565 As our first offering this evening, we present 137 00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:18,527 that inimitable personality 138 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,362 that talented performer 139 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,072 that versatile entertainer... 140 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,990 Lucy Ricardo! 141 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,955 Ricky! Ricky! 142 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,665 What are you trying to do?! 143 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,250 Are you crazy or something? 144 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,544 What are you trying to do, barbecue me? 145 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,545 I'm sorry. 146 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,046 Are you really sorry? 147 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,839 Of course I'm really sorry. 148 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:40,882 Are you truly sorry? 149 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:41,883 Yeah. 150 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:42,884 Well, are you sorry enough 151 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,052 to let me do the commercial? 152 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,221 - No. - Oh, why not? 153 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,557 Look, honey, even if I wanted to give you the job, I couldn't. 154 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,183 I already hired another girl. 155 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,351 Oh... 156 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:53,228 Say, what did you do with all the works? 157 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,564 I took them out. 158 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,983 Well, I can see that, but where is it? 159 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,235 It? 160 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,070 Yeah. 161 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,490 The chassis slides right out. 162 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,784 All in one piece? 163 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,955 Yeah, all in one piece. 164 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,665 Eww... 165 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,421 What do you mean, "eww"? 166 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,714 Well... 167 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,257 Lucy, what have you done? 168 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,759 Well, I didn't know it all came out together. 169 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,052 So? 170 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,888 So, I took it out one piece at a time. 171 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,308 Oh, no! Oh, no! 172 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,402 Lucy, I've got to be at a television rehearsal 173 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,445 in half an hour. 174 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,071 Is my breakfast ready? 175 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,579 Are you still not speaking to me? 176 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,039 Look... 177 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,166 I don't care if you don't want to talk to me or not, 178 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,918 but please get up and fix my breakfast. 179 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,879 I need my strength. 180 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,798 Lucy, are you going to fix 181 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,258 my breakfast or not? 182 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,427 What do you want me to do, starve to death? 183 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,096 Would you, please? 184 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,436 Look, I had a perfect right to bawl you out. 185 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,647 Putting that television set together 186 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,149 is going to cost a fortune, maybe more. 187 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,484 I'm glad it's broken. 188 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,818 Glad? 189 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:24,986 Yes, now I won't have to look 190 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,780 at your silly Cuban mug on that show tonight. 191 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,865 Ay, que barbaridad. 192 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,909 No se lo que le paso a esta mujer. 193 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,202 Cada vez, cada semana 194 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,037 se pone peor y peor la cabeza. 195 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,497 Yo me voy a ir de aqui. 196 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,832 Esta completamente equivocada de todo. 197 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,626 No se lo que le paso. 198 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,671 Hello. 199 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,174 Oh, Fred, could you come up for a minute, please? 200 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,886 Señora Ricardo and I are not speaking to each other, 201 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,347 and I'd like you to do me a favor. 202 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,682 Thank you, Fred. 203 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,317 Hi, Rick, what do you want? 204 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,195 Oh, listen, Fred, I got to go to rehearsal right away 205 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,656 and I'm expecting a very important phone call 206 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:10,824 and Lucy's mad at me. 207 00:08:10,949 --> 00:08:12,367 So would you please stay here 208 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,868 and give someone a message? 209 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:14,869 Sure. 210 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,037 Well, the girl 211 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,706 that is gonna do the television commercial 212 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,790 is going to call. 213 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:19,874 Now you tell her to be 214 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,584 at Studio 10, Television Center, 215 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,003 at 1 :00 this afternoon. 216 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,254 [Fred] All right. 217 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,172 - Thanks a lot, Fred. - You're welcome. 218 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,298 See you later. 219 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,394 Oh, hello, Fred. 220 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,645 What are you doing here? 221 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:41,896 Oh, hi, Ricky asked me 222 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,107 to wait here and take a telephone message. 223 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,943 He told me that you two aren't speaking to each other. 224 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,737 Oh, well... I'll take the call, Fred. 225 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,864 It's silly to have you wait up here. 226 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,615 All right, it's from the girl 227 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,242 who's doing the commercials 228 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,618 on Ricky's television show tonight, 229 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,328 and he wants her to be sure and get the message. 230 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:58,538 Now, you won't mind this, Lucy? 231 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,623 Oh, no, not at all. 232 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,792 Television center, Studio 10, 1 :00. 233 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,127 Yeah. 234 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,922 Hey, how did you know that? 235 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,591 Oh, well, that's where Ricky does 236 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,092 all of his television shows. 237 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,177 Oh. 238 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,761 Well, I'll see you later. 239 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:14,763 Okay. 240 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,057 - Bye. - Bye. 241 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,145 Hello. 242 00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,774 Oh, no, Mr. Ricardo isn't here. 243 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,942 Oh, yes, yes, he wanted me to give you a message. 244 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,111 He said to tell you that he's very sorry 245 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,447 but they've already hired another girl 246 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,698 to do the commercial 247 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:36,201 and they won't be needing you after all. 248 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,160 Good-bye. 249 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:42,791 ♪ Deedly deedly dee, deedly deedly dee... ♪ 250 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,883 Okay, Joe, I'm ready to rehearse the commercial. 251 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:52,884 Where's the girl? 252 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:53,968 She's studying her script. 253 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,011 She'll be right in here. 254 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,929 - This the new sponsor? - Yeah. 255 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:57,931 Stuff any good? 256 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,140 Well, it ought to be. 257 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,642 It's got everything in it-- 258 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,811 Meat, vegetables, minerals, vitamins... 259 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,187 Wonder where she is. 260 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:07,398 Alcohol 23%. 261 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,779 Alcohol 23%?! 262 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,573 - Oh! - Oh. 263 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,408 Are you the young lady that's going to do the commercial? 264 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,827 Yes, sir. 265 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,078 Well, I'm Ross Elliot, the director. 266 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,078 - How do you do? - How do you do? 267 00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:23,123 I'm Lucille... McGillicuddy. 268 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,292 Ricky sure knows how to pick them. 269 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,293 Oh, thank you. 270 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,545 You know your lines yet? 271 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,380 Well, I think so. 272 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,090 Well, let's run through it. 273 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,216 All right. 274 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,178 Now, you stand right over here. 275 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,179 Yes, sir. 276 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,222 Now, let's try it once, 277 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,932 and remember, be bright and vivacious. 278 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,225 - Yes, sir. - All right. 279 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,434 Maury, will you stand by with the script, please. 280 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,064 All right. 281 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,027 Hello, friends. 282 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,280 I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. 283 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,866 Are you tired, run down, listless? 284 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,118 Do you poop out at parties? 285 00:11:02,035 --> 00:11:03,203 Are you unpopular? 286 00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:05,373 The answer to all your problems 287 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,208 is in this little bottle. 288 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,877 Now you pick up the bottle. 289 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,003 Oh. 290 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,045 Little higher. 291 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,088 That's right. 292 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,174 The answer to all your problems 293 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:17,260 is in this little bottle-- Vitameatavegamin. 294 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,761 Vitameatavegamin contains 295 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:22,974 vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals. 296 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,684 Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, 297 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,811 you can spoon your way to health. 298 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,190 All you do is take a tablespoonful after every meal. 299 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,316 Now you take some. 300 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,442 Oh. 301 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,405 It's so tasty, too. 302 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,839 It's... just like candy. 303 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,343 No, no, no, no. 304 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,303 Look, you're supposed to like the stuff. 305 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,179 You've got to smile, be happy. 306 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,348 Now, try it again. 307 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,433 Yes, sir. 308 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,773 It's so tasty, too. 309 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,780 It's just like candy. 310 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,742 Nope, once more. 311 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,333 It's so tasty, too. 312 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,712 It's just like candy. 313 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,261 That's going to be fine. 314 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,636 You, you just go ahead. 315 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,097 Okay. 316 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,473 So why don't you join 317 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,809 the thousands of happy, peppy people 318 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,519 and get a great big bottle 319 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,396 of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow? 320 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,231 That's Vita-meata-vegamin. 321 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,441 Oh, that's fine, fine. 322 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,068 Now you've got the feeling. 323 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,653 Now I'd like to try it once more, 324 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,780 only this time faster and brighter. 325 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,323 [Lucy] Faster and brighter. Yes, sir. 326 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,324 Hiya, Ross. 327 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,325 Oh, hello, Ricky. 328 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,326 Hiya, Lucy. 329 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,245 I want to see how that... 330 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,580 Hi. 331 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,499 And what, may I ask, are you doing here? 332 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,458 Well, she's going to do the commercial. 333 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,086 She's going to do the commercial? 334 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,087 Yeah. 335 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,213 What did you do 336 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,341 to the girl that was supposed to be here? 337 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,509 Now, Lucy, I told you 338 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,720 you couldn't do the commercial. 339 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,513 Now, what's the big idea? 340 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,515 Lucy, what have you got to say for yourself? 341 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,642 Hello, friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. 342 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,227 Are you tired, run down, listless? 343 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,477 Never mind, never mind. 344 00:13:32,602 --> 00:13:33,938 Do you poop out at parties? 345 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,148 Never mind that. 346 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,485 Now, come on, you're going home. 347 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,820 Now, wait a minute, Ricky. 348 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,113 It's too late to get anybody else. 349 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,323 Besides, she's pretty good. 350 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,490 Oh, sure, sure. 351 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,242 No, I mean it, listen to her. 352 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,369 You go ahead, Miss McGillicuddy. 353 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,586 Yeah, go ahead, Miss McGillicooddy. 354 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,010 Hello, friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. 355 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,553 Are you tired, run down, listless? 356 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,721 Do you poop out at parties? 357 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,804 Are you unpopular? 358 00:14:07,929 --> 00:14:09,599 The answer to all your problems 359 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,184 is in this little bottle-- Vitameatavegamin. 360 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,686 Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains 361 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,022 vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals. 362 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,565 Yes, with Vitameatavegamin 363 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,525 you can spoon your way to health. 364 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,153 All you do is take a big tablespoonful after every meal. 365 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,911 It's so tasty, too. 366 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,705 Tastes just like candy. 367 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,416 So why don't you join the thousands of happy, peppy people 368 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,709 and get a great big bottle 369 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,044 of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow. 370 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:41,422 That's Vita-meata-vegamin. 371 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,840 See what I mean? 372 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,885 All right, you can do it tonight. 373 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,845 But only because we're in a spot 374 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,305 and it's late, understand? 375 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,640 Yes, sir. 376 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:51,766 Oh. 377 00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:54,727 Pardon me. 378 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,271 You'd better be good, too. 379 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,607 I'll go see about that number, Ross. 380 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,067 Okay. 381 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,945 Now, I'd like to do it once more, 382 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,738 this time from "it's so tasty, too." 383 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,989 It's so tasty, too. 384 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,366 - That's right. - Yes, sir. 385 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,080 It's so tasty, too. 386 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,875 Just like candy. 387 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,545 You know, this stuff tastes pretty good 388 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,712 once you get used to it. 389 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,257 Yes, I know. 390 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,258 Now, would you go ahead, please? 391 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,426 "It's so tasty, too." 392 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,593 Oh. 393 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,098 It's so tasty, too. 394 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,562 So... 395 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,273 So, uh... 396 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,401 I don't know where to start unless I begin at the beginning. 397 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,069 All right, start at the beginning. 398 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,197 Oh, thank you. 399 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,284 Hello, friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. 400 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,327 Are you tired, run down, listless? 401 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,037 Do you poop out at parties? 402 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,122 Are you unpopular? 403 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,999 The answer to all your problems 404 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,960 is in this bittle lottle... uh, little bottle. 405 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,256 Uh... 406 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,508 Vitameatavegamin... 407 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,221 Vitameatavegamin contains 408 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,684 vitamins, meats, vegesables and minerals. 409 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,314 Uh, yes, with Vitameatavegamin, 410 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,274 you can spoon your way to health. 411 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:28,112 All you have to do is take a big tablespoonful after every meal. 412 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,787 It's so tasty, too. 413 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,832 Tastes like candy... honest. 414 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,884 So why don't you join 415 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,427 the thousands of happy, peppy people 416 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:55,765 and get a great big bottle of Mitameatamigamin? 417 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,853 Remember that name-- 418 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,481 Mitavatameatymat. 419 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,405 Miss McGillicuddy... 420 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,448 Hmm? 421 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,699 Are you feeling all right? 422 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:17,203 Oh, I feel fine, but it's awful hot in here. 423 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,038 It must be the lights. 424 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,289 - Hey, Ross? - Yeah. 425 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,959 The audio man wants to get a level on her voice. 426 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,670 Oh. 427 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,967 Miss McGillicuddy? 428 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,343 Huh? 429 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,719 Would you mind doing it 430 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,304 just once more, please? 431 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,182 Oh, no, sir, it would be perfectly all right. 432 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,268 Thank you. Okay in the control room? 433 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,395 Yeah, go ahead. 434 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,355 Now, we're going to time it this time. 435 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,606 You ready? 436 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:47,984 Go! 437 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,907 You know, you're awfully nice. 438 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,997 Thank you. 439 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,832 Would you go ahead, please? 440 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,672 Well, I'm your Vitaveatavigyvat girl. 441 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,761 Are you tired, run down, listless? 442 00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,763 Do you pop out at parties? 443 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,730 Are you unpoopular? 444 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,276 Well, are you? 445 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:37,282 The answer to all your problems is in this little ol' bottle. 446 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,623 Vitameatavegamin. 447 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,251 That's it. 448 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,630 Vitameatavegamin contains 449 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,592 vitamins and meat and megetables and vinerals. 450 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,310 So why don't you join 451 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,729 the thousands of happy, peppy people 452 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,190 and get a great big bottle of, uh... 453 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:13,109 Vitaveatyvee... meeny, miny, moe. 454 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,491 I tell you what you have to do. 455 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:22,494 You have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal. 456 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,857 It's so tasty, too. 457 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,493 It's just like candy. 458 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,957 So everybody get a bottle of... 459 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,625 this stuff. 460 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,428 Miss McGillicuddy? 461 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,388 Hmm? 462 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,724 Are you all right? 463 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:28,185 Oh, I feel fine, but you know, it's hot in here. 464 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,565 Well, do you think 465 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,984 you'll be able to go on with the show? 466 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,359 Well, do you? 467 00:20:36,484 --> 00:20:38,320 What? 468 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,156 Joe! 469 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,532 I think you'd better take a little rest until show time. 470 00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:45,244 [Lucy] Yeah, boy, it sure is hot in here. 471 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,246 Joe, would you take Miss McGillicuddy 472 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,664 to one of the dressing rooms 473 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,416 and let her rest until show time? 474 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,584 Oh, sure. 475 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,461 Come on, Miss McGillicuddy. 476 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,213 Joe, is it hot in here to you? 477 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,509 Pardon me. 478 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,677 Thank you. 479 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,928 You're very nice. 480 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:05,138 You've been a perfect gememan. 481 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,265 Come on, Joe. 482 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,686 - Hey, Ross? - Yeah. 483 00:21:11,811 --> 00:21:13,606 Where's that girl that's supposed to do the commercial? 484 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:14,607 I can't find her. 485 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:15,775 She's taking a nap in one of 486 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,901 - the dressing rooms - No, she's not. 487 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,068 I looked in the dressing room. 488 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,487 Well, find her, and get Ricky out here. 489 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,654 We're on the air in 15 seconds. 490 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,657 Okay, stand by, everybody, 15 seconds! 491 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,576 Hey, Ricky, you're on! 492 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,702 - Ricky! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 493 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,579 - Come on, 15 seconds. - All right, all right. 494 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,289 A little further back, Ricky. 495 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,624 Further back, all right. 496 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,292 Little more. That's it. 497 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,794 Stand by, everybody! 498 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,299 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 499 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,968 and welcome to Your Saturday Night Varieties. 500 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:46,347 My name is Ricky Ricardo, I'm your host for this evening. 501 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,807 We have some wonderful acts, 502 00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:50,267 and I think we're all going to have a lot of fun. 503 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,478 So, if we may, we'd like to start things off 504 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:53,521 with a little music. 505 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,814 Mr. Hatch, if you please? 506 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,778 Hey, hey, olé, olé, olé. 507 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,488 Viva españa. 508 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,792 Hey, boys, let's go. 509 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,781 ♪ Dire la capa con... ♪ 510 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:35,080 ♪ Con gesto altivo... ♪ 511 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,750 ♪ Y descubriendo... ♪ 512 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,292 Hi, Fred. 513 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,253 Hi, Ethel. 514 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,589 Hi! Hi! 515 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:44,924 Hello. 516 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:48,928 ♪ Pisa morena... ♪ 517 00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,012 ♪ Morena. ♪ 518 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,763 ♪ Pisa con garbo... ♪ 519 00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:52,806 ♪ Con garbo... ♪ 520 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,099 ♪ De voy a hacer... ♪ 521 00:23:58,436 --> 00:24:00,230 ♪ De mi capote... ♪ 522 00:24:00,356 --> 00:24:02,023 ♪ Y alla pisa... ♪ 523 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,153 Olé, olé! 524 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,113 Olé! Olé! Olé! 525 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:09,448 Olé! Olé! 526 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:13,953 Very funny. 527 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,955 Hello, friends, I'm your Vitaveatyvigyvat girl. 528 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,499 Are you tired, rundown and listless? 529 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,125 Are you tired, rundown and listless? 530 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,101 The part of the director 531 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:39,103 was played by Ross Elliot. 532 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:42,022 Joe was played by Jerry Hausner. 533 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,330 I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.